Monday, April 13, 2009

Men: Just Being Down 'There' is NOT Enough!lol


To all the men who enjoy going 'downtown' I applaud you! But I want to get real. My girl friends were over earlier and we were talking about men and our experiences with them when it came to oral sex. Now, there were four of us and a couple of them are some straight up ho's (LMAO) and each of us had said that we had only had ONE person really work his tongue the right way down there! I'll give you my own experience. I once had a guy go down on me but all he did was lick.....up and down.........up and down. And it was kind of like "ooook, can I get a little variety please?" and it wasnt like I wasn't fresh (lol) because he had did this for almost a damn hour and at the time I wasnt the type to hurt anyones feelings so I faked the whole experience! Yes i gave him the "ohhh's", "ahh's", and "ohh baby yeah thats it" when I really wanted to say "OMIGAWD just get from down there PLEASE!" He was a boring tongue pleaser. He didnt know how to work his tongue the correct way. There was no sucking, french kissing, or light nibbling at all! There was NOTHING! He obviously didnt watch the pornos where men were filmed giving head because there was absolutely no excuse for that!Just like you all like your dicks to be sucked a certain way (i.e. no teeth or dry hands), we like our pussies to be licked a certain away also. All I ask fellas is for you to try putting yourself in her shoes the next time you give head because just being down there IS NOT enough!

2 comments:

  1. HAHA.... Don't let the brothers do some lazy licking

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  2. Lol @ lazy licking. That is EXACTLY what it is. Either that or they just dont know what they're doing!

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