Have You Ever Known or Met a Crazy Bitch?

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Skeptical about friend

Every female has that ONE friend that they wouldn't DARE trust around their man. As for me, I have a friend named "Ashley" who Ive been friends with for damn near six years. She's hella cool and we are exactly alike............however, I wouldn't trust that girl around my man if my life depended on it!lol. Shes a HUGE flirt, and I would notice that whenever we would go out on double dates when we were in high school, she'd flirt with MY date by bending over and brushing up against him, touching his arm, you knowm typical ho flirting shyt. So since then, I've stopped really bringing any guy friends around for her to meet.

But anyway, we have a mutual friend "Tonya" that we really aren't that close with but we're all cool. Tonya has a boyfriend and they all work together. So my friend Ashley has been going to lunch with Tonya's boyfriend and talking on the phone alot with him lately. Now in the back of my mind im thinking "why? that's NOT your man". But I keep my thoughts to myself. So last night, Ashley calls me and confesses that shes sexually attracted to our mutual friends boyfriend and that she wants to fuck him. I side eyed that phone with a quickness. The NERVE of that ho!Messing with a girl who you are not friends with man is one thing, but wanting to fuck the boyfriend of the same friend you hang out with on the regular is another. That's wrong! But she likes him and want to fuck him and apparently, he likes her and want to fuck her too because he invited her over to his house to "chill" this weekend. Hmpf.

This bytch has proved my theory that she is a ho that can NOT be trusted around other females boyfriends. Out of all the men in our area she chooses her friends boyfriend?! Poor Tonya, she's so oblivious too. If we were closer Id say something, but Im not minding anyones business. What happens in the dark will soon come to light any damn way.

Money isn't everything......

But then again it is. Every since I got this job I've been working myself half to death! Thank God for blackberrys and the internet because without it I'd go insane! Right now I'm at work working a double shift and I'm asking myself "why the hell am I working so much?" I'm missing out on so much shyt. My friend is home for the weekend from college and she had wanted to hang out and go peep that new movie 'Notorious' but guess what I was doing? Working. I think I'm afraid of being broke or something. The Lord knows that when I was younger there were days when I wouldn't eat. Seriously. Yes my dad did the best he could but being a single father with three kids to raise with one income was hard and I vowed to NEVER live that way again. I guess that's where my money hungryness comes from. I can even be carless with it sometimes- which is definitely not cool. Anyway, I ultimately hope that one day I'll be able to chill and not work so much while still pulling in a good income. This degree I'm pursuing in Health Administration can be my stepping stone towards that goal. Money definitelty doesn't make me happy but it sure as hell can buy the things that do!lol. Let me stop.